So. What's the weirdest or most questionable thing you've eaten?
|... oK oK, weirdest
thang ever eaten? A button....not just
swallowed, but actually chewed up and swallowed. ha..yup, I was screwed
up on somethin' that night, that's for damn sure.
assume that I don't stand alone when I confess I ate my boogers
when I was a raggamuffin.
|i ate and swallowed
the stories about historical heroes
for a long time. just recently i found out that the true taste was masked..
|When I was around 14*i'm
19 now* my aunt and uncle came down from Laguna Beach. They're really rich.
They eat cavier(sp?) and fancy wine and all that shit. So my aunt brought
all this fancy crap for a party. One of the things was duck
liver patee that she said was *fabulous* on crackers. She kept
eating it, and eating it, and as I watched her I became more and more curious
to how it tasted. Then I remembered how my dad always gave me shit about
having tunnel vision and not being open minded to new things, food, etc.
So I figured this would shut him up. It took me awhile to actually do it.
After a long observation and thought process I convinced myself to go for
it...I took a bite...it was soooooo disgusting. The taste was stuck in my
mouth for like a week after. Don't ever try it. Oh...and my dad said that
it was lame that I tried it cuz he wouldn't even touch the stuff.
|hi Lauren, well... the weirdest
thing i used to eat must have been the ban roll-on
deodorant stick i used to lick when i was five years old...then
i moved on to cigarette ashes.
The dry kind. I used to eat it when I was little. It was actually quite
okay - well how bout this?! Do you think it's advisable to eat the tongue
of another animal? Maybe not. It's prolly not even RIGHT!! But we did....
Deer tongue for everyone! We went hunting...
I didn't - I just watched and made commentary about all the creepy crawly
stuff around us. And when they finally killed a deer, a suggestion was made
to eat the tongue too! [Note to self: NEVER do that AGAIN!!] End note. :-}
had this cheese tasting lab for home ec. one day. i am posotive that
it wasn't cheese but the teacher insisted it was. i don't
remember what it was called either, all i know is that it was white and
lumpy and it tasted like throw-up...or something.
am so depressed. how ironic is it that Atom's was the coolest fucking tatoo
and now he's gone? he left the band... i mean.. i'm a drummer and rftc is
my favorite band in the world, and unless they recruit john bonham's late
son, i just don't think i can dig any new drummer.. i already have my rocket
tatoo planned out, but it's just a sketch, i will have it all digitized
and find the best tatooist (sp?) to do it.. maybe i could be their new drummer...
rawk...and oh yeah i ate some octopus legs
which is "taco" in japanese.
sure i've eaten tons of nasty shit but here's one: liver
pate when i was in frankenmuth w/jeff. just told us it was a
dip and gave us some crackers. what an evil trick to pull on someone, those
damned lederhosen wearing bitches!
once when i was in around 1st or second grade i believe.. i dunno i lived
in torrance.. my best friend named Jeff Gross (yep that was his last name,
and it fits with thte story) well we were outside in his frontyard playing
with our poundpuppies, yes we each had one and we were boys, so what.. well
there was this tree and we would climb it all the time and it always had
a nice thick trail of ants on it, and
suddenly Jeffery ate one.. then it took about an hour and 5 ants later to
convience me to eat one. i was horrified at the thought of eating an ant,
and what would the joy in it be anyway?.. well i ate one, and just to make
sure that one wasn't alone in my belly i ate another, and i do have to confess
they tickled my tongue as they scurried around in your mount.. ewww.. well
also with that story, several years later when i was at wild rivers, i believe
i was telling the story to matt as we waited in a long line for wipeout,
he didn't believe me so i ate an ant that went by .. it wasn't a good experience,
but it happened.. and in the words of john hensen.. iiit's trrruuueee (echo,
fasts are evil. and that's all i've got to say about that. makes me feel
like a plant or something.